North Korea’s official stance on Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon 2:

“Through propaganda, entertainment and movies,” read a recent online commentary in the Tongil Newspaper, Americans “have shown everyone their hatred for us. This may be just a game to them now, but a war will not be a game for them later. In war, they will only face miserable defeat and gruesome deaths.”

In related news, Kim Jong-Il has dared Godzilla to just try setting foot in his country. Godzilla could not be reached for comment.