I just bought the most kick-ass frying pan on Earth.:

I’m sure it looks nice enough in the picture. What you don’t get from this distance is the heft, the solidity, the balance of it. It’s the Hanzo sword of frying pans. I swear you’re intended to be able to wield this as a weapon. It’s made for power frying. You’ll never be defeated by another runny omelet. Your pancakes will be too scared to rebel.

I am also eating these:

These, for which I passed up spending time with Isaac Asimov, the last time I saw him alive. I now notice that they’re not really as great as I thought they were.

I kind of like this.