I just bought the most kick-ass frying pan on Earth.:

I’m sure it looks nice enough in the picture. What you don’t get from this distance is the heft, the solidity, the balance of it. It’s the Hanzo sword of frying pans. I swear you’re intended to be able to wield this as a weapon. It’s made for power frying. You’ll never be defeated by another runny omelet. Your pancakes will be too scared to rebel.
I am also eating these:
These, for which I passed up spending time with Isaac Asimov, the last time I saw him alive. I now notice that they’re not really as great as I thought they were.
I kind of like this.
it’s nonstick? ugh.
Good for eggs.
Huh.
Y’know…I was lookin’ for a means of controllin’ my pancakes.
Re: Huh.
They can get pretty wild.
Don’t let ‘em near your throat.
What about bacon?
And here I had you pegged as a waffle guy.
only sometimes. but then i’m guilty of the sin of running them through the dishwasher so i suppose i get what i deserve…
also i don’t like how they kill birds. :P
are the concepts of these two photos meant to be combined in any delicious way?
I hear that’s what they use for breakfasts on the space station.
Aha!
Well, it’s not killing any birds right now. Actually, it’s not doing much of anything right now.
Those twin cherries are awesome. The strawberries are good too.
Who added the pirate picture?
So where did you pick it up? It’s not one of those $150 frying-pans from William Sonoma, is it?
Also, where can i get a box of gummi cherries like that? I’d have that box finished in two days and be dead of diabetes before the week was out.
I never said I had a whole box of them…
There’s a nice store on Polk that sells nice kitchen stuff. Stock is always in flux. Have to keep going in to see what’s different. This was part of a larger set that the guy there agreed to break up. Was only forty dollars in the end, maybe because he knew we were buying a toaster oven also. It’s a good toaster oven. 200-watt lightbulb. None of those chintsy 50-watts, nosir.
Twenty-four guesses!
I like the raspberries, really.
YOU CAN’T FLIP PANCAKES IN SPACE
I’ll leave that to your imagination.
Only if you stand on one leg.
That’s why they have to use two.
I so would have pegged you for a cast iron sort of guy. Don’t fall victim to the dark side!
…you passed up spending time with Isaac Asimov?
Was this in the gay porn store around the corner?
The day I am able to get a joke like this is the day I know I will have “made it”.
I’m not sure I do, myself.