Praxitar: Auto, Pill, or Provider?

All these commercials, lately. Good grief. I don’t remember things being this bad, even a decade ago. I suggest conflating all the car, medication, and cell phone ads into a single thirty-second spot.

When driving your Audi 500, if you feel you may have restless leg syndrome, use Verizon to call your doctor.

Everything fits together if you look hard enough.