All these commercials, lately. Good grief. I don’t remember things being this bad, even a decade ago. I suggest conflating all the car, medication, and cell phone ads into a single thirty-second spot.
When driving your Audi 500, if you feel you may have restless leg syndrome, use Verizon to call your doctor.
Everything fits together if you look hard enough.
You don’t want your feet jealous, or else you’ll never get anywhere.
Humor is a product of ransacking the obvious in search of something less tedious.
Well, the best-laid plans are the first to go bottoms-up. I find it most prudent to approach life from a vantage of abject befuddlement.